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Georgia Jokes |
Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?...... So he can park in a handicapped zone! |
What do you get when you cross a
Bulldog with a groundhog? Six more weeks of bad football. |
What's the difference between a
Bulldog and a bucket of manure? The bucket. |
What is the difference between
UGA Co-eds and garbage? Garbage gets taken out once a week. |
Why does the St. Johns River flow north? ...... Cuz Georgia sucks!!!!!!!! |
Did you here that the OJ Simpson
trial was moving to Athens?? ...... Yep! They wanted to move it to a place
where they knew nothing about football. |
Albert Einstein went to a party
and asked people their I.Q. ....he asked this guy and the guy said,"120". Einstein said, "great, we can talk about nuclear fission". then he asked this girl and she said,"110" and he said "great, we can talk about the angle of the worlds axis." and finally he went up to this guy and the guy said,"51" and einstein said,"how bout them Dowgs!" |
FSU jokes |
How do you make Seminoles cookies? ... Put them in a sugar bowl and pound them for 60 minutes. |
What do you call a drug ring in Tallahassee?........A huddle. |
What do FSU grads call UF grads?....... BOSS! |
What do you call an Florida
State grad wearing a suit and tie? The defendant! |
The FSU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?" All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with Seminole pride. |
"What's the best thing to ever come out of Tallahassee????? I-10!!! |
How do you keep a Seminole out of your yard? ......Put up a goal post! |
Tennessee jokes |
How do you know that the
toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? .....Because if were invented anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush. |
A Seminole, a Hurricane, and a
Cornhusker are all in the same car. Who's driving? ........The sheriff. |